Valentine’s yaw
I woke up to the devil telling me happy valentine’s day. He likes to be the first one to say it, so he ambushes me while I’m still partially asleep. I mumbled the sounds of “happy valentine’s day” back at him, without opening or moving my mouth. When it falls on a workday, it’s just a work day. It’s also funny because Valentine’s used to be such a grand gesture day for us.