What I really ate

1. Coffee with creamer (50 cals)

2. Soylent (400 cals)

3. Soup (200 cals)

4. Popcorn (1500)

5. 2 Honeycrisps (300)

6. Delice de Bourgagne (.26lb)(582 cals)

7. Autumn Harvest with soy milk (500 cals)

Daily total: 3582 calories

This is why I’m chonk.