Grey’s Anatomy, Season 2, Episode 24, “Damage Case.”

Voiceover theme:

We all go through like like bulls in a china shop. But we’re all damaged it seems, some of us more than others. And we have to fix whatever we can.

Inflictions:

1. Robot heart guy Izzie is raping

2. Harold the driver who hit a bunch of idiot hillbillies who had it coming with his car

3. Family of hillbillies - pregnant daughter

4. Family of hillbilles - daughter’s husband with leg damage

Hot Takes / Unanswered Questions:

1. What kind of freak asks the women he just met, but slept with the first night they met, “tell me about the last guy you slept with” after calling her scary and damaged.

2. Who walks into their new lover’s shared bathroom naked while his two roommates are in there already, brushing their teeth, and just plops down on the toilet?

3. Alex is allowed to publicly refer to his co-workers as “chicks” in the work place because he passed his boards the second time. It’s also ok to call his female boss “the she-sheppard” in front of his two female colleagues.

4. According to Georgie, someone can’t be a dumb hick if they own half of Alabama.

5. It’s ok to yell at the intern/subordinate you were fucking before your cheating wife came to town, in front of everyone at work, because you caught her sleeping over at your vet’s house.

6. People are more concerned that the girlfriend of your estranged roommate, who one of you slept with, didn’t wash her hands after plopping on the toilet naked in front of you while you and your other roommate are just brushing your teeth.

7. Totally fine to put the hillbilly father of the hillbilly daughter who just died because Harold fell asleep at the wheel in the same room, especially when Harold is weakest from his concussion.

8. I wonder if the keep and reuse the same premature baby prop for every episode. This hillbilly baby might be one of the quintuplets to save a few bucks.

9. So we’re to believe, the woman who walked into the bathroom of her boyfriend’s shared house naked, and didn’t see the light on, and says she “didn’t know” two adults were in there brushing their teeth, walked out of the bathroom, went downstairs, JUST to wash her hands, and didn’t scurry back to the bedroom?

Did Patrick Dempsey act in any scene while eating or drinking? No.

Meredith Grey body count:

1. McDreamy - Season 1

2. Priapism guy- Season 2

3. Georgie -Season 2

4. Dr. Chris O’Donnell - Season 2

Special Guest Star: Harold himself, John Cho