“Grey’s anatomy,” Season 2, Episode 22, “The name of the Game.”
Voiceover theme:
Games. Social. Mind. Board. We all play them. But play. But cheat a little.
Inflictions:
Sick heart machine izzy love interest is still on the show.
“Gonna have to body scrap ya,” woman
Brain operation kid
Meredith’s sister who had a baby, I dunno I zoned out on this one?
Hot Takes / Unanswered Questions:
Why does everyone know how to knit?
I know Isaiah Washington got kicked off the show, but at this point, I can’t predict how unless they kill him because he’s clearly the best character.
Her name is Addition, this is probably 2009? And I’m guessing she’s 40, so she was born in 1968. GUARANTEED
The toss of the tool scene was obviously some guy throwing the tool off to the side.
What if the brain operation kid was gay, and while he’s having his god damned brain operated on, the doctors ask him, “so do you have a girlfriend?” And he fucking dies with that as the last thing he ever thought about?
Why is Georgie dying his hair red?
OH HERE WE GOD DAMN GO AGAIN. It JUST SO HAPPENS Meredith has a sister, and someone in the hospital has a personal connection to a patient.
Any “medical professional” with hair as long as Meredith’s, Christina’s and Izzy’s would have that shit pulled back, but they are constantly walking around with it down when they aren’t operating.
What if the doctors were giving the brain operation kid spelling words that were total bullshit, “ok kid, spell fartdick.” And the kid can’t do anything about it. Because his brain is being operated on. And he tries to report the doctors, but not one believes him because his brain was being operated on. And because adult’s done listen to kids’ bullshit.
What kind of piece of shit is mad at her mom for needing to get her body scraped out?
Alex is aware that people call him “pig,” “Vermin,” and “ass” and doesn’t see anything wrong with how he might be living his life?
Meredith is 26-28. Which means the earliest Ellis Grey could have given birth to her, in consideration of her illustrious career as a surgeon, is age 26-28, the same age as Meredith. So her current age is double that, because we know Meredith was a baby while Ellis worked at Mercy Grace, 52-56, which is how old the actress looks. Which will probably get me in trouble because “maybe she was a teen mom.” Ok, so she had Meredith at 16, managed to stay on course through medical school, by the time she graduates at 26, Meredith would have been 10. Which doesn’t making any fucking sense because Thatch was at Mercy Grace holding Meredith as a baby looking at the board to try to figure out when Ellis would be back home to take care of the baby after a 16 hour day of surgery. That’s impossible because Meredith would be 10. So using the powers of mathematics, if Meredith was a baby while Ellis was operating, again, 10+16 putting Ellis at 26-28 when she gave birth to Meredith, and 52-56 now. Which is how the actress looks.
I would never fucking ask my estranged daughter’s stupid fucking friend who is secretly in love with her, “what’s she like?”
If this show has been on for 20 seasons, Meredith’s dementia mom, having established she is 52-56 in season 2, will 100% die.
Why wouldn’t dying scrape out woman have written all these tips down? It seems like she’s been thinking about it for a while? Why does she think her daughter is going to remember of this? There’s just too many tips all at once.
I’d be super pissed if my dying scrape out mother ASSUMED I would have children in the future. Argument ensues, in the final minutes of her life, so she doesn’t get the final tips out.
What the fuck is the policy for doctors openly dating their patients, who they met at the hospital,, and are still their patients, again?
As a surgeon you are allowed to just live in the basement because you “spend so much time there anyway.” This is not a dealbreaker for Georgie.
We’re still knitting.
Oh god damnit, here comes mother fucking Dr. Chris O’Donnell. That’s the last thing we need right now.
Did Patrick Dempsey act in any scene while eating or drinking? yes. and LOL at 1:12-1:17. That “ahhhh” after he takes a sip.
Meredith Grey body count:
McDreamy - Season 1
Priapism guy
Georgie -Season 2
Special Guest Star: Aunt Jackie from Roxanne, Chris O’Donnell